The 2011 Davis Cup began this weekend, highlighted by eight ties involving teams competing for a spot in the world group quarterfinals. Busted Racquet recaps each tie in haiku form.
USA d. Chile, 4-1
Roddick wins again.
Dominates like Chuck Norris ...
... with a backwards hat.
Spain d. Belgium, 4-1
Spain? Three in top 10.
Belgium? One in top hundred.
Guess how this one went.Serbia d. India, 4-1
Viktor and Janko
carried the defending champs.
Didn't need help from Nole.
Sweden d. Russia, 3-2
Sweden swept first three.
Russia's two were dead rubbers.
Kazakshtan d. Czech Republic, 3-2
Kazakshtan's new star,
Czech Berdych, loses key match.
New goat to play with?
Argentina d. Romania, 4-1
Two ugly things in tie.Romania's roster depth,
Germany d. Croatia, 3-2
Ivo's record serve couldn't help.
Petzschner won decisive tie.
Break out the bratwurst.
France d. Austria, 3-2
No Gael? No Gasquet?
No problem for red, white, blue.
(Other red, white, blue.)
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