Wayne Rooney
Scoring goals and spinning on my face -- I'm Roo-ing it again! ... Meat. ... Yeah, I even got my pun game back. F***ing what! ... Meat. ... I wonder how long I would have been banned for if I swore and then karate kicked the camera and then lit, like, 15 sparklers all at once. ... Meat. ... That would have been so worth it. ... Meat. ... Really hope Kai's first words are "f***ing what." ... Meat. ... I feel like a Shaolin monk right now...
Yeah, I'm chillin' with cardboard Bieber. ... F***ing what. .... Haters gonna hate...
Raymond Domenech
I have no idea where I am right now...
Didier Drogba
So many disgraces! ... First, Wayne Rooney stole my bit. That was a total f***ing disgrace! ... Then, Michael Ballack came back for our match against Man United and he called me Kalou. That was an offensive f***ing disgrace. ... Then, the referee didn't give us a penalty kick AGAIN. That was a debatable f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Carlo subbed me out instead of the freckled pit of goallessness. That was an unbelievable f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those other times those referees who probably drink the tears of London babies cheated us out of the Champions League. That...that was a...
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